This is a formal invitation to all of my friends, acquaintances and enemies. Starting October I will be working at a haunted house, please come by and visit. It will cost money, if you do not have a way of obtaining mortal american currency please contact me. Also if you have a form unfit for the mortal world please either wear something to make it look like a costume or come see me or Agatha.
I look forward to scaring you.
Ps. Please refrain from eating anyone closer than three blocks to the event. If you absolutely must, dispose of all witnesses immediately or call Samuel or Agatha for assistance.
To call Samuel: Yell Samuel Vladimir Dracul (DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON THIS INDIVIDUAL. DO NOT LOOK THIS INDIVIDUAL IN THE EYES.)
To call Agatha: Mention her name at any level of intonation and ask for help. (Do not annoy this individual if possible.)
if needed you can contact Agatha for transportation
*Vanellope grabs the note and starts reading it* “wow!, this sounds amazin’!, better show it to stinkbrain!” *she runs off to the castle where Ralph was relaxing, throwing some small rocks into the pond* “Ralph!!, we got an invite!” *Vanellope jumped on his head and placed the flyer in his face*
"Whoa, kid, where did the lights go?" *Ralph was surprised by the flyer and looked at it* "ohh, this looks like it could be fun, wanna go Vanellope?" *Ralph chuckles and hugs her a bit*
*ya bet Stinkbrain!” *she cheers* “its gonna awesome!”